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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1029 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 410 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
