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The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	7062	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

ExGFcash4Blocks

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, disabled, discomfort, doubts, Emotional support, ex girlfriend, ExGFcash4Blocks, financial support, Help, Jealousy, Lies, MONEY, platonic relationship, privacy invasion, Questioning, Rebuilding trust., transparency, trust issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will keep you on your toes!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s dog passes away on Christmas, and he’s so devastated that he rushes to her side instead of yours. But wait, there’s more! He’s still sending her money through CashApp, labeled as “chair” and “Chloe” (the deceased dog). Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where anything is possible. So come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner. Who knows, you might even find love (or drama) in unexpected places!

PixelPrideCraft

activism, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Executive Order, gender equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Nonbinary, nonbinary rights, PixelPrideCraft, Politics, social justice, Transgender, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people deny the existence of transgender and nonbinary individuals? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is accepted, even if you identify as a block of dirt or a pixelated unicorn! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how you identify or what you believe in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gender norms don’t exist and everyone is free to be their true selves. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is celebrated for who they are, one block at a time!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Biden administration, controversial decisions, Cuba, Cuba policy, CubanCraft, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential actions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, Terrorism, trump, Trump administration, united states, US, world affairs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

GirlCraft: No Injustice Allowed

Afghanistan, Allowed, Closure, discrimination, education, education for all, empowerment, equality, gender equality, Girlcraft, Girls, girls education, high schools, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Official, Open, school reopening, social justice, Taliban, Taliban official, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

HEY YO YO YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN STEVE’S HEAD, WE GOT COWS THAT CAN FLY, AND WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE LIT, LITERALLY, WE SET THEM ON FIRE FOR EXTRA FUN! AND OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, WE HAD TO CALL IN THE ENDER DRAGON TO BREAK IT UP!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS PURPLE, AND THE ZOMBIES DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE MULTIVERSE!

Magnet Gym: No Weights Needed

dynamically adjustable resistance, electromagnet, electromagnetism, fitness innovation, gym, gym equipment, gym innovation, gym technology, innovative fitness, Lenz’s Law, magnet, magnetic field, magnetic resistance, magnetic resistance training, metal plate, Needed, resistance control, resistance training, weight training, weightless workout, weightlifting alternative, WEIGHTS, workout equipment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

come join dis minecraft server where we got gym equipment dat defies physics! instead of lifting weights, u just stand on a metal plate and an electromagnet creates resistance for u. it’s like ur working out in outer space or somethin’. lenz’s law be blowin’ ur mind while u get swole, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda crazy sh*t anywhere else, so hop on and get ready to pump some iron without any actual iron.

Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2

1.21.2, Attention, Boundaries, Communication, crafted, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, dating apps, Dreamers, emotional connection, fear of recognition, Intimacy, long-term relationships, marriage counseling, open relationships, overcoming fears, personal growth, relationships, self-confidence, sexual exploration, shy introvert, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch

BlockyBedroomBlunders

awkward hookups, awkward moments, bizarre encounters, BlockyBedroomBlunders, embarrassing moments, funny sex stories, funny stories, kinky encounters, odd experiences, outlandish situations, peculiar encounters, peculiar fetishes, quirky moments, strange behavior, strange experiences, unexpected situations, unusual escapades, unusual fetishes, unusual intimacy, weird sex

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	257	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	251	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

Afghan refugees., Afghans, Asylum, Ban, CraftyBlockz, Crisis, discrimination, endangered, foreign policy, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration ban, International, MIDDLE EAST, policy, refugee ban, Refugees, stranded, trump, Trump administration, US withdrawal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

abroad, Academia, ACADEMIC, BlockyPhD, career, doctorate, faculty position, findings, highly cited paper, Migration, PhD, postdoc, postdoctoral researchers, Prof, publication, research, research topic, researchers, retention, study, success

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!