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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8050 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 327 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!