Nnnngh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	3418
Potions Brewed:	65	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Monarch Migration Madness

breeding populations, butterfly conservation, butterfly habitats, butterfly mortality, butterfly populations, butterfly preservation, butterfly species, Endangered species, environmental conservation, fall migration, insect conservation, insect migration, madness, Mexico migration, Migration, MONARCH, monarch butterflies, monarch butterfly conservation, monarch butterfly decline, monarch butterfly migration, stable populations, wildlife conservation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

tempestrealm.com

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

play.cometsmp.net

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2576	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

NightLightCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!