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SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	8214	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

Nightshade SMP: Where Boomers and Zoomers peacefully coexist. No boomers allowed!

Allowed, Bedrock Port, Boomers, Coexist, commands, CPU, Difficulty, discord server, Game Rules, Ip:, mobGriefing, Nightshade, peacefully, Render Distance, server info, server settings, Simulation Distance, smp, world border, zoomers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Nightshade SMP Server Overview

Server Features	No land claim plugins
	No pay-to-win system
	Graves spawn upon death
	Friendly community and staff
	Planned server events
	Bedrock crossplay

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

What are the server features?

No land claim plugins
No pay-to-win system
Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items
Friendly community and staff
Planned server events
Bedrock crossplay

What plugins does the server use?

Purpur 1.21
CoreProtect
FarmControl

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, battle, Devil, Epic battles, iconic characters, intense competition, Japanese culture, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, legendary series, Manga, Minecraft, muscle men, muscle power, musclemania, Perfect matches, Rivalry, Server, SuperHero, tag team, ultimate showdown, wrestling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Enchantments Applied:	199

Are you ready to witness epic battles between the Devil and the Perfect players on our server? Picture this: Satan himself facing off against a player who never misses a shot with a bow and arrow. The stakes are high and the entertainment is even higher! Join us for the ultimate showdown of good vs evil in the world of Minecraft. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP

billiard, BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP, billion, Childhood, cue sports, education, Entertainment, funny, Game, learning, leisure, long tail, Math, Memories, Misconception, number, Pool, rich people, Snooker, tags, wealth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you find this hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering valuable quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. And rumor has it that if you befriend one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a secret village filled with rare loot and enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, the journey may be treacherous, but the rewards are worth it. And who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – or even discover the mythical number that comes after a billion!

GymRage Minecraft Server

aita, cleaning equipment, fitness center, gym cleanliness, gym conflict, gym confrontation, gym confrontation etiquette, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym manners, gym rules, GymRage, Minecraft, passive aggressive behavior, proper gym behavior, Server, sweaty bench, sweaty gym member, wiping down equipment, workout etiquette

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5473	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	9565
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of sweaty gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where the only sweat you’ll encounter is the sweat from battling intense mobs and mining for diamonds! No passive-aggressive gym-goers here, just pure gaming fun!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual gym and show off your pixelated muscles to all the other players. Who needs a real gym when you can work out your fingers by crafting and building in our epic world?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape the real world and dive into a virtual one where sweat is only caused by intense gaming sessions. Join us now and leave the gym drama behind!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

acceptance, achieving dreams, Acting, boyfriend drama, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Breakups, Communication, deal breakers, friendship, ghosting, Happiness, high school relationships, LGBTQ, moving on, relationships, romantic relationships, self-confidence, Support, Theater, theater production

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Hey there gamers! Remember that time I posted about my crazy breakup drama on Reddit? Well, guess what? It’s all sorted out now, thanks to the power of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story. Build a giant plant monster (like Audrey Two) and feed your ex-boyfriend to it! Who needs closure when you have virtual carnivorous plants, am I right?

Plus, find love and friendship on our server just like I did with the girl playing Chiffon in our virtual production of Little Shop of Horrors. We bonded over Minecraft and now we’re inseparable!

So come on over to our server and remember: They may offer you diamonds and enchanted gear, love and epic builds, but whatever they offer you, DON’T FEED THE PLANTS! 😂🌱💔 #MinecraftDrama #ExBoyfriendRevenge #VirtualLoveStory

SkillzNoProfit Minecraft SMP

artistic expression, creative outlet, Fulfillment without financial gain., hobby, leisure activity, Minecraft, Non-profitable skill, passion project, personal growth, personal satisfaction, pursuit of happiness, Relaxation, self improvement, Side project, skill development, SkillzNoProfit, smp, stress relief, talent showcase, Time-consuming activity, Undervalued talent, Unpaid talent, Volunteer work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Are you a pro at building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of cheese blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater basket weaving skills in-game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, wacky quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knows, maybe one day your cheese llama statue will become a national treasure and you’ll finally start making that sweet, sweet Minecraft money. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

NoteBlockHero

agreeable, bland, Easy Listening, inoffensive, least controversial musician, Mainstream, middle-of-the-road, Mild, Music, musician, non-confrontational, non-controversial, non-divisive, NoteBlockHero, Popular, Safe, soothing, unchallenging, uncontroversial, Unproblematic, well-liked

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!

UkraineCraft $1.7 Bil Aid

aid, arms sales, bil, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, Military Funding, military intervention, military support, national security, Political Support, security assistance, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	480	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got $1.7 billion in military aid from the US!! that means we got all the coolest weapons and gear to wreck those creepers and zombies. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness!

Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

addiction, adulting, alcoholism, AVOID, avoidance, coping mechanism, Crafting, denial, depression, destructive tendencies, Drinking, escapism, harmful behavior, LAUGHING, mental health, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!