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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4818 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4351 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
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