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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9379	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Votes:	6878
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Farms Harvested:	783	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Crops Grown:	3313
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.