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Pixelated Quests Minecraft Server

achievement, addiction recovery, challenge, Character development, discipline, Gamers, Gaming, goal-setting, habits, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nofap, perseverance, personal development, pixelated, progress, Quests, Real Life RPG, self improvement, self-control, Server, transformation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Emeralds Found:	736	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where we have turned nofap into a gaming experience like no other. That’s right, every day you resist the urge to masturbate is like gaining XP points in a real-life RPG. Bossfights against urgewaves will test your willpower, and reaching milestones is like leveling up in the game of life.

But be warned, if you have an involuntary emission, it’s game over and you’ll have to start all over again. Are you ready to become the ultimate nofap warrior and conquer your urges like never before? Join us on our server and let the epic journey begin!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adjustment period, audible fight, baby sleeping, BabyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, heated argument, household rules, in-laws, infant son, living arrangements, Minecraft, neutral tone, parenting, Respect, screaming matches, self-sufficiency, Server, states away

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Farms Harvested:	246	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your in-laws and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us for epic battles and adventures as you navigate through the craziness of family life. Just like in real life, you may encounter screaming matches and heated arguments, but this time you can just block them out with a simple /mute command.

Create your own house in our virtual world and never have to worry about being shushed by your in-laws again. And if things get too intense, just remember – it’s just a game, not real life!

So come join us on our server and let’s escape the chaos together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and survive – all while avoiding the in-laws!

WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

aita, bills, children, Chores, compromise, education, Emergencies, financial abuse, hiring a cleaning service, house maintenance, list, mow the lawn, Retirement, savings, SPLIT, stay at home mom, Vacations, wife’s budget, WifeBudgetCleanerCraft, Yardwork

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crops Grown:	9480
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

BS Craft Minecraft Server

absurd cliches, annoying phrases, BS saying, Cliches, Craft, empty phrases, empty words, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated sayings, meaningless cliches, meaningless quotes, Minecraft, nonsensical quotes, nonsensical sayings, overused phrases, pointless phrases, ridiculous expressions, ridiculous sayings, senseless quotes, Server, trite expressions, worthless sayings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2332	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

MineCraftLoveStory

blind date, chance encounter, Connection, destiny, fate, first date, happily ever after, long term relationship, Love at first sight, love story, Meeting, MinecraftLoveStory, mutual friends, online dating, partner, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, unexpected

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	3879	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of trying to find love in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and meet your significant other in the most epic way possible! Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a player comes up to you and asks if you want to team up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Little did you know, that player would end up being your soulmate! Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server full of potential partners just waiting to be discovered? Join now and find love in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server

abortion, controversy, CraftyRapeEscape, empowerment, Healthcare, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incest, Justice, law, legalization, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pregnancy, rape, reproductive rights, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, Trauma, uae, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!

PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

boris johnson, Boriss, brexit, Conflict, conservative party, Diplomacy, european union, extremism, far right, Farage, Farages, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Lies, Misinformation, parrots, Politics, Propaganda, putin, PutinCraft, uk, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9621	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

FenwayFundsNeeded

1980s, American Midwest, baseball, Beer, believability, cornfield, cost, dreams, family, FANTASY, father-son relationship, Fenway, FenwayFundsNeeded, Field of Dreams, hot dog, iowa, kevin costner, Nostalgia, Ray Kinsella, Shoeless Joe Jackson, sports movie

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, u can build a house made outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie chickens. And get dis, the admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on a jukebox. Plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. So come on, what u waiting for? Join da madness now!

PreggoStressPubertyFun

Boys, child development, childhood health, early development, early puberty, gender differences, Girls, health consequences, hormonal changes, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal stress, MOTHERS, PreggoStressPubertyFun, prenatal care, prenatal stress, puberty onset, puberty timing, reproductive health, stress during pregnancy, stress impact

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!

Corrupteons

BUILD, Corrupteons, Creative, Friends, mess around, Minecraft, Mortals and Mythos, rp, Server, skins, test

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

the corrupteons is a server where I like to build stuff and make friends as well as test stuff for my favorite rp server mortals and mythos it is also a place to test skins for rp as I plan on using this server to mess around

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