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LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Towns Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Items Found:	2421
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	77

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Farms Harvested:	206
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ores Mined:	6956	Chimeras Created:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!

MineFort Server – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, Bus Stations, chapter 5, Competitive Details, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, meets, Minecraft, MineFort, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, The Operator

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	320	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom! Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane online store – because why not?

Feeling lazy? No worries! We’ve got an AFK strat pastebin that will blow your mind and have you dominating the game without even trying. And don’t forget about our Season XP Leveling Pace – it’s so fast, you’ll be leveling up like a pro in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Be a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4 and travel the Champion’s Road to victory. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about blazing past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island? It’s a thrill ride like no other!

And guess what? LEGO Fortnite v30.40 is here, and you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map. It’s like a dream come true for all you speed demons out there.

But that’s not all – Fortnite is even returning to iOS in the European Union, with free skins and items up for grabs. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Fortnite Crew July – The Operator! Don’t miss out on all the fun – see you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – F8G0ALT3R

F8G0ALT3R, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Quartz, Fate/Grand Order 21 Million Downloads, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order Lostbelt No.4, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Servant Planner, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair, Fate/Grand Order Space Ishtar, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!

Explore our custom-built Lostbelt No.42024, where you can summon crazy creatures and repair singularities with the power of friendship (and TNT)!

We’re celebrating 21 million downloads with a Space Ishtar summon, where you can ride a rocket ship to victory and blast your enemies into outer space!

Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

PupBlockerHusbandNoDog

adult life, Agreement, air filters, allergic, baby gate, cat-free, Cats, dangle carrot, dog, goalpost, husband, moving in together, Promise, PupBlockerHusbandNoDog, Rainbow bridge, resentful, Resentment, sacrifice, senior cat, small dog, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Emeralds Found:	8128	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of making sacrifices for your partner’s allergies? Do you dream of having a furry companion that doesn’t trigger sneezing fits? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the real world where your partner’s promises of getting a dog are as elusive as finding diamonds in the Nether. On our server, you can have all the virtual pets you want without any allergies holding you back.

Imagine a world where you can have a whole army of dogs, cats, and even mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons. No more waiting for your partner to fulfill their promise of getting you a dog – here, you can have a whole pack of them by your side as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream virtual home.

So why wait for your partner to come through on their promise when you can have it all in our Minecraft server? Join us now and let your imagination run wild with all the pets you could ever want!

HateCraftParent

Child Psychology, disapproval, Disconnection, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, HateCraftParent, lack of affection, lack of empathy, lack of support, negative emotions, parental behavior, parenting, red flags, Resentment, signs of dislike, strained relationship, toxic parenting, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	989	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are they constantly trying to trade their child for diamonds on our Minecraft server? If so, it’s time to join us and escape the tyranny of your diamond-hungry parents! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how many times your parents try to trade you for virtual currency. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our players to use in case of a parent attack. Join us now and start your journey to freedom (and lots of diamonds)!