NLIE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1969	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1260	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Towns Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1145
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3487
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Towns Built:	6

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4769

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.