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Mysterious Network

Balanced, Bedwars, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diverse, Engaging, Friendly, game modes, Gameplay Types, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, mysterious network, Myteria Network, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Myteria Network is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience. Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Myteria Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skywars, PVP, MiniGames modes.

mc.myteria.net

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aging, ANONYMOUS, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, breast lift, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, CraftyCraze, emotional impact, Insecurity, Minecraft, natural changes, No. 922850765, personal appearance, physical changes, sagging skin, Saggy, saggy breasts, self esteem, Server, societal standards

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Farms Harvested:	265	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.

So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2142	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	416692	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Mines Excavated:	2645

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	60
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

play.cellversemc.com

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	166	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Emeralds Found:	4765	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.