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UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

20, 2012, 2022, CraftySugarRush2022, Diagnosis, Epidemic, findings, Glucose, health, INCREASED, insulin, Lifestyle, Medical, Prevention, research, statistics, study, Treatment, trend, type 2 diabetes, University of Georgia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

advertisement, Anarchy, banned, Chaos, Cheating, crossplay, Direction, flying, Foral, Gaming, Griefing, Join, kill aura, Lag Machines, Minecraft, mvp, Player slots, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, Server, Spam, Survival, Vanilla, Warez, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	351	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	53
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

10M GET, achievement, b.., Community, CraftyGelbooru, digital art, gelbooru, image database, image gallery, image hosting, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet milestone, meme, milestone, milestone celebration, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, steal, web culture

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

anime characters, breast expansion, butt expansion, cartoon, cartoon characters, cartoon expansion, ceg, comics characters, curveybooru, desuarchive, edits, Expansion, expansion-related material, FICS, Gang, human characters, humanoid characters, inflation, Minecraft, original content, pastebin, Pictures, smp, toonspansion, Vidya characters, weight gain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Runes Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

bandanas, Boyfriend, Confidence, doc martens, eccentric outfits, Edwardian blouse, fashion sense, FashionCraft, Gibson bun, Graphic tees, grocery store, high-effort fashion, Jeans, knit cardigans, Mary Jane shoes, maxi skirts, Minecraft, mushroom themed clothing, naturalness, pink plaid dress, red beret, Server, striped stockings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	285
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

FashionablyLateCraft

Agreement, Buyer, buyer’s perspective, Communication, Facebook Marketplace, FashionablyLateCraft, Frustration, late meeting, marketplace etiquette, meeting etiquette, missed opportunity, patience, punctuality, reschedule, rescheduling, rude behavior, Seller, seller’s perspective, Time management, Understanding, Waiting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	4483
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

UnexpectedTurnOnsMCSMP

hidden desires, Individuality, introspection, personal growth, personal revelations, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, sexual awakening, Sexuality, Surprises, surprising attractions, surprising revelations, unconventional turn ons, unexpected desires, unexpected pleasures, unexpected turn-on, UnexpectedTurnOnsMCSMP, unique preferences

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you ready to discover your inner Minecraft thirst trap on our wild and wacky SMP server? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of unexpected turn-ons as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible!

From accidentally falling in love with a creeper to realizing you have a secret crush on a block of dirt, our server is full of surprises that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperHabitz

chilling, CreeperHabitz, creepy origin, dark origin, Disturbing, eerie, folklore, habits, History, Macabre, Mysterious, Myths, Origins, Rituals, seemingly harmless, Sinister, spooky, superstitions, Traditions, unsettling, Urban Legends

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	93125
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of fun and danger!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the dark and creepy origins of seemingly harmless habits in the Minecraft world. Did you know that the reason why villagers trade emeralds for useless items is because they are secretly plotting to take over the server? Or that the reason why creepers explode is because they are actually tiny aliens trying to communicate with us through explosions?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and uncover the twisted secrets behind every block and mob. Who knows what mysteries await you in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know what might be lurking around the corner… 😉👻🔥

CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!

#youtube, Ban, Censorship, controversy, court case, CraftyBlockz, digital rights, freedom of speech, GOOGLE, Infringement, internet, lawsuit, legal battle, legal dispute, Media, media outlet, News, online platform, Russia Today, social media, Technology, Wars

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.

also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.

so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.