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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	148	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	991	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	229
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	81	Infinity Stones Found:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2367	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4194	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!