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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9876 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
