Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is having nipple piercings! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient nipple gods bestow great powers upon those who adorn their nips with shiny metal.
Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only their nipple piercings as weapons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground nipple society that meets every full moon to discuss world domination plans.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the number of piercings you can fit on your nipples!
