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Sneaky Sneaky SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

420 SURVIVAL

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2411	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Farms Harvested:	634
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to 420 Survival, the ultimate chill Minecraft experience! Explore a vibrant survival world packed with exciting features and a laid-back community. With mcMMO, JobsReborn, and LevelledMobs, you can level up your skills, take on jobs, and battle custom mobs for epic rewards.

Log in daily for Daily Rewards, complete quests, and run your own shops with ChestShop and PlayerAuctions. Protect your builds with Factions and make life easier with quality-of-life plugins like LumberJack.

Enjoy seamless Java and Bedrock crossplay, and stand out with custom tags, ranks, and player-driven economies. Regular events and challenges keep the fun going, whether you’re here to grind, build, or just vibe.

Join us today and blaze your own path in 420 Survival!

212.192.28.183:25594

Cum Covered Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5722	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds are the sticky ropes of cum covering all the sluts! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing and wanting more. From building giant phallic structures to battling mobs with dildos as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring a towel for all the cum-covered sluts you’ll encounter along the way!

””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

confusion, critique, Decision making, disbelief, Government, guy, Incompetence, intelligence, judgment, leadership, Minecraft, Political Criticism, Politics, questioning authority, questioning choices, questioning decisions, questioning motives, smp, stupid, stupidity, trump, Trump administration, vice president, vp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LaurenZside Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Votes:	3127	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

LaurenZside is a popular YouTuber known for her diverse content including gaming, reaction videos, vlogs, and animations. With a bubbly personality and quirky sense of humor, she has amassed a large following of over 2.5 million subscribers on her channel. LaurenZside is also active on social media platforms such as Twitch and Instagram, where she continues to engage and entertain her fans.

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, ACHERON, Aglaea, along the passing shore, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, aventurine, Current Character Banners, general, Glow-up Edition, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, New Drip Marketing, No Dazzle No Break, PELA, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Sampo, smp, star, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Potions Brewed:	65	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!