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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1211 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Magic Items Found: | 5970 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
