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Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

adult content, adult entertainment, Blowjob, BlowjobProof, challenge, explicit, explicit content, fetish, Find, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, Minecraft, Niche, ONLINE, porn, rare, search, sexual, SPECIALIZED, Specific, taboo, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	1686	Animals Bred:	167
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	246	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	405642
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	7658
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5127	Crops Grown:	5049
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net