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Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Votes:	5150	Animals Bred:	83
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, VG, webm, WebMConverter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

Crafty Suicide Squad Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, gun, hopelessness, Life, mental health, mental illness, Problems, resilience, seeking help, self harm, Server, squad, Struggle, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	6254	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

MagicalMinecraftMadness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	168	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mines Excavated:	1427	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Void Armor Forged:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1529	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	New Chunks Explored:	378913
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!