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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7192 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4423 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7465 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips. it’s, like, a whole circus up in here.
and get this, our admin once rode a creeper into battle against a horde of zombies and won. like, who does that? only on this server, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day.
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we once had a group hug in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, heartwarming and terrifying at the same time.
so, like, if you want to experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server out there, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
