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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9081 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 214 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.
Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!
