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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1573 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6311 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!
