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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3234 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 1669 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 161 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?