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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 442 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 5775 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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