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Furcraft SMP – The Furry Minecraft Community

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4766	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to Frog Tiddies, where the tiddies are hopping with excitement! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with furry fun and frolics.

Looking for a place to chat about furry media and characters? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Need advice on how to rock a fursuit or plushie like a pro? We’ve got experts ready to help you out.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with rare frog tiddies that grant you special powers in-game. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a giant frog to ride into battle.

So why wait? Join Frog Tiddies today and let the furry madness begin! But remember, no drama allowed – only tiddies and laughter here.

WeddingCraft: NoDate4U

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate love, friendship, and epic battles against creepers!

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown as we battle it out to see who can throw the most epic in-game wedding! Will you be the one to have the most beautiful virtual ceremony?

But beware, drama may arise as friends try to steal your wedding date and demand you change it for their convenience. Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and reschedule your big day?

Join us for a server full of surprises, alliances, and maybe even a few unexpected twists as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft weddings. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual bridal party with a flower girl who’s a Minecraft pro at slaying zombies!

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Do you want to join a server where everyone is drop-dead gorgeous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who are so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist checking them out!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?

CreeperCraze: I’ve built a mansion out of diamond blocks!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during boss battles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

AirspaceWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Votes:	7531	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so like, you know how jordan is all like “hey israel, feel free to use our airspace against iran”? well, this server is like the jordan of minecraft servers, except instead of helping israel, we’re helping you have the most epic gaming experience ever! join us and soar through the virtual skies as you battle against your enemies with the power of friendship and blocky weapons. trust us, this server is so lit, even jordan would be jealous!

BlockWars: $3.5B Weapon Shop

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6009	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have $3.5 billion to spend on weapons and military equipment!! we are basically the israel of minecraft, ready to dominate the competition with our insane firepower.

imagine rolling up to a pvp battle with a freaking tank or launching missiles at your enemies. no one will stand a chance against our arsenal of destruction.

we are taking over the minecraft world, one explosive at a time. join us now and be part of the most powerful and chaotic server out there. who needs diamonds when you have missiles, amirite?

BrunchCraft: Where Breakfast meets Superheroes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9191	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	7085

come join our epic minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest dreams of being a superhero in the same world as the breakfast club!!! imagine captain america fighting alongside john bender while they take down thanos with a plate of pancakes!!!

we’ve got crazy mods that let you fly like iron man and build like a pro with just a flick of your wrist!!!

join now and experience the most epic crossover of all time!!! who needs logic when you have breakfast and superheroes on the same server???

Minelife Survival

Adventure, Bed wars, Capture the Flag, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Minelife (play.minelife.net) Experience Minecraft survival like never before! We’ve taken traditional survival and added our own unique twist. Not only can you build, survive, and make friends, but you can also enter an optional interactive story mode based on our unique storyline!

Exclusive! AFK Dungeon While you’re AFK, let your doppelganger fight off hordes of mobs and earn rewards while doing so.

Exclusive! Player Jobs Need help with a project? Want to offload tasks to others? You can now offer other players money, items, and more to complete tasks for you.

Featured! Pyro Farming, Mining, and Fishing These plugins provide unique, in-depth additions that give you a more interactive experience when mining, farming, or fishing.

ms.minelife.net

Skyron

efficient, Fights, Fun, Grinding, LifeSteal, Plugins, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyron, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

A semi-vanilla Lifesteal server with plugins to make fights more fun and the grinding process more effcient!

38.101.59.37

Welcome to Townscraft, where we strive to keep the Java 1.21 villagers semi-sane for over 4 years!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	353071	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP.
Does Townscraft have towny or claims plugins?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin. We follow a player-honored system.
What types of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or a new player looking to get started.
What is the server’s approach to gameplay?	We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop but have events to add replayability. We strive to create a vanilla experience.
Is there a focus on community and building relationships?	Yes, Townscraft promotes forming bonds and friendships within the community for a welcoming and drama-free environment.
How are player creations protected on Townscraft?	With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, player creations are safe from theft or griefing.
Are there community events on Townscraft?	Yes, there are community-hosted events where players can participate in activities like hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges.
How can I join Townscraft?	Join our Discord community, read the rules, and apply to become part of the Townscraft family.