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Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Votes:	2844	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	2931
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	2971
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6970	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	3709	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

acceptance, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lesson, love, mistake, moving on, personal growth, positive outlook, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, wisdom, Youll

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	4490	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!