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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Comments.., controversy, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic communication, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic exchange, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, Embassy, foreign relations, government response, India, international diplomacy, international news, media reports, Minecraft, official statement, political tensions, Server, Ukrainian ambassador, Zelensky

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	6883
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4019

so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?

PigHeadCraft

cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, Government, HACKING, Hacks, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, online sabotage, pig head pictures, PigHeadCraft, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Russian websites, security breach, Ukraine, Ukrainian Intelligence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy because Ukrainian intelligence is all up in there hacking Russian websites and replacing their homepages with pig head pictures! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join this server, maybe you’ll get to see some pig heads too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a pig into battle or something. So come on, join now and witness the madness for yourself!

BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

brain activity, brain cognition, brain communication, brain complexity, brain function, Brain functions, brain mechanisms, brain mysteries, brain mysteries decoded, brain mysteries explained, brain mysteries revealed, brain mysteries unraveled, brain mysteries unveiled, brain processes, brain research, Brains, BrainyCraft, Cognitive science, knowledge, mindful, miners, neuroscience, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Void Gems Collected:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magic Items Found:	4696	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	424	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9435
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!