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NoMILinMyCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Expectations, family dynamics, guest etiquette, in-laws, mother-in-law, newlyweds, NoMILinMyCraft, personal space, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Support, visitation, wedding planning, work from home

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we (26 F and 26 M) are a couple of newlyweds just trying to figure out life in blocky form! We got married less than six months ago in a pixelated dream wedding that my parents paid for – they even sent a virtual Ender Dragon to officiate the ceremony! But wait, there’s more – my mother-in-law is a character in this server too! She constantly promises to give us virtual diamonds but never does, making her the ultimate troll of the server.

Join us on this server where we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual married life, dealing with in-laws who expect to stay in our Minecraft house without even asking! Will we set boundaries and kick them out of our pixelated paradise? Will we have epic battles with virtual creepers and skeletons while trying to maintain a happy virtual marriage? The drama is real, the stakes are high, and the fun is endless on this server!

So come join us on this wild ride of love, family drama, and virtual adventures – because in this Minecraft server, anything can happen, including unexpected in-law visits and epic pixelated battles for survival!

SmellyPleasures Minecraft SMP

bizarre whiff, distinct odor, favorite odor, favorite stench, favorite stink, guilty pleasure, Minecraft, odd aroma, odd scent, peculiar scent, peculiar smell, peculiar stink, secret pleasure, secret scent, SmellyPleasures, smp, strange fragrance, uncommon aroma, unique odor, unique smell, unusual fragrance, unusual scent, weird smell

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Potions Brewed:	182
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give out valuable loot in exchange for bad jokes. And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of rainbow-colored sheep that lead you straight to the nearest treasure chest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and discover a world of endless fun and laughter!

CraftyPlotTwist

CraftyPlotTwist, Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life surprises, life’s plot twists, life’s surprises, life’s unexpected changes, life’s unexpected events, life’s unexpected experiences, life’s unexpected journey, life’s unexpected surprises, life’s unexpected turns, life’s unexpected twists, personal growth, plot twist, twists and turns, unexpected events, unexpected outcomes, unexpected plot twists, unexpected turns

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you ready for a plot twist like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience mind-blowing twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets crazier – the llamas start speaking in Shakespearean English and challenge you to a rap battle for the diamonds! Can you out-rhyme these lyrical llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats on the turntables. Join the party and show off your best dance moves while dodging exploding creepers – it’s a party like no other!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

MissileMayhemMC

aerial surveillance, defense systems, geopolitical tensions, global news, international news, Iranian missiles, Israeli air base, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military intelligence, Military operations, military strike, missile attack, missile defense, MissileMayhemMC, national security, npr, regional conflict, satellite images, security threats, Surveillance technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

ambiguity, canonically, Characters, Danish, Danish language, Drama, english literature, famous lines, Hamlet, in-universe, language barriers, linguistics, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary theory, Play, Server, Shakespeare, speak, Theater, translation, uncertainty, Wording

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Enchantments Applied:	91
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

cancer cell apoptosis, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer cell elimination, cancer cell resistance, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer treatment, cytotoxic effect, immune escape mechanisms, immune system, immunotherapy, ISB 2001, Minecraft, multiple myeloma cells, Server, T-Cell activation, takedown, Targeted therapy, Tnt, trispecific T cell engager, tumor, tumor cell killing, tumor cell targeting, tumor cytotoxicity, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	381942	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod performance, mod recommendations, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, rocketman, Server, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉