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StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Votes:	3253	Farms Harvested:	949
Enchantments Applied:	165	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

1.12.2, dark ages, Dark Ages Server, Discord, DYNASTY, Dynastycraft, Earth, Earth Factions, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Official, Server, Survival, Technicpack, Technicpack Modpack, Towny, Tree, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7985
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

adventuers, Applications, armor rates, battlefield, BladeSMP, capabilities, chicken, Community, Cracked, Destroyed, DOMINATE, Fancy, Forge, Gear, Journey, legend, plug-in, power, PvP, smp, strength, SUPPORTS, Ultimate, Unique, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	550473	Dragon Eggs Found:	5479
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	444750	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!