nimble Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	865020	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

#youtube, advice, advice needed, analytics tracking, audience engagement, Be me, Channel Growth, collaboration opportunities, Content Creation, CraftyClickbait, friend’s YouTube channel, improve channel, low quality videos, Minecraft, monetization strategies, mrMOnke950, SEO optimization, Server, shitposts, social media promotion, thumbnail design, Ultimate, Video editing, video quality, YouTube advice, youtube tips

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	6183

But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, animation genius, animation masterpieces, animation style, animation techniques, Anime, anime history, anime industry, artistic vision, blocky, budget constraints, Creative Direction, Dezakis, Greatest anime, iconic anime, influential works, innovative storytelling, Osamu Dezaki, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, Visual Storytelling, visually stunning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	136	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Potions Brewed:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	530986
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8847	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	730
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3563	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6959
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	650274

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	364
Votes:	1825	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!