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Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	181

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Monster Hunter Frontier Z Minecraft SMP

action games, capcom, Frontier, game longevity, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming in 2025., Hunter, hunting games, japanese games, long term gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monster, Monster hunter frontier z, monster hunter series, multiplayer, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, role playing games, smp, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	72
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of creepers riding on giant spiders. But don’t worry, because our server has custom weapons and armor that can take down even the toughest mobs.

Join us on this epic journey where you can team up with other players to take down massive bosses like the Ender Dragon, but with a twist – this dragon can shoot lasers from its eyes! And if that’s not enough, we also have a custom-built PvP arena where you can challenge your friends to a duel to see who is the ultimate warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter Frontier Z like never before!

Not a Bot Minecraft Server

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bot, check in, cybercrime, data, digital transformation, Fed, innovation, internet, machine learning, migrate, Minecraft, privacy, Problem, SECURITY, Server, society, solution, Technology, Time

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Star Shards Collected:	60
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Towns Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamonds are 10 times bigger than normal and our pigs can fly (literally, they have wings).

We have epic quests where you can battle evil chickens and rescue princess cows. And if you ever get bored, just head to our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1457
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	New Chunks Explored:	773414
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Christmas movie night, crystal, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Hateful Eight, Lavender Beds, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Solution Nine, Starlight Celebration, VGL Cytube

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ores Mined:	7367
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	215	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ores Mined:	8437	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5494	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchantments Applied:	93	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Votes:	348
Alien Abductions:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!