You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
Join now for the HoloFightZ fan project where Hololive meets wrestling, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bros. Plus, there’s gonna be official vtuber streams of wrestling content, like what even is reality anymore?
Don’t miss out on HFZ Dark, the DEFINITELY CANON story of Holo fans, Holostars, and graduated Hololive talents. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper exploding in your face!
And if that’s not enough, there’s also Clash of Chuubas, where Anon navigates the world of indies and small corpo chuubas. It’s gonna be chaos, bros, chaos!
But wait, there’s more! World Daipan Classic is bringing Nijisanji to the squared circle, like what even is happening right now? And Extreme Chuuba Wrestling is settling scores in the ring with smaller chuubas, it’s gonna be a smackdown!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride of AI-adjacent vtubers and fighting idols, join Squared Circuit now. It’s gonna be a kitchen sink project like no other, bros.
And let’s not forget about Fighting Idol Championship and Lord of the Board 3, where the stats are off the charts and the battles are gonna be legendary. It’s gonna be like Herobrine meets Ender Dragon, bros!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and witness the craziest, most outrageous vtuber wrasslin’ feds you’ve ever seen! It’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, bros!
We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!
Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!
ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!
TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!
Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!
1. We won’t force you to stay after your contract ends, because we believe in freedom, man. 2. Your career won’t be terminated if you decide to explore other countries in our virtual world. Go ahead, spread your wings! 3. We won’t release bad publicity about you if you decide to join another server. We’re not petty like that. 4. You can shout from the mountaintops about your past server experiences, we won’t silence you.
Forget about corporate drama, come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will make 2025 look like a snoozefest!
Imagine building a house with your favorite Nijisanji member, only to have it blown up by a creeper moments later. Or teaming up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, only to accidentally hit each other with your swords.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can challenge the Nijisanji members to ridiculous mini-games, like a parkour race where the winner gets a virtual cookie.
So come join us and experience the madness that is the Nijisanji Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some epic fails, hilarious moments, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Aster is rumored to be a sex pest, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, Twisty hasn’t made a single cent since joining our server. Is it bad luck or just the curse of our wacky community?
And let’s not forget about our useless niji management, who are always one step behind the madness. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further! Join us and prepare to be amazed by the craziness that unfolds every day.
| Description | Relaxed towny SMP with a welcoming community, focused on worldbuilding, adventure and progression, with optional PvP outside and inside of claims. |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | Launching soon |
| Discord | discord.gg/toadsmp |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server focus? | The server is focused on worldbuilding, adventure, and progression. |
| Is PvP enabled? | Yes, PvP is optional both outside and inside of claims. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join our Discord server using the link provided above. |
| Is there any specific theme on the server? | The server has a relaxed towny theme with a welcoming community. |
Don’t settle for the smaller room like OP in this story, go big or go home on our server. We believe in equal room distribution for all players, so you won’t have to fight with your friends over who gets the best spot. Plus, our gyms are so good that you’ll want to cancel your real-life gym membership just to spend more time on our server.
Join now and show your friends who’s boss in the virtual world! And remember, it’s not about the size of the room, it’s about how you decorate it with all your Minecraft loot.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, instead of being pressured into art projects by your mom.
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations, where you can unleash your creativity without the stress of unrealistic expectations.
So come on over and leave the Wiley coyote murals to someone else – we’ve got plenty of fun and games waiting for you!
first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.
and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.
But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
So What’s the Deal?
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
What makes this server different?
What are the Ranks?
| Rank | Requirement |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | $25,000 |
| C – $80,000 | $80,000 |
| D – $250,000 | $250,000 |
| E – $800,000 | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Admin position |
| SrGuard | Moderator privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
What’s a Guard?
Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!
Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.
Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.
Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.
Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.
Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.
Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.
Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.
Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!