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NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Emeralds Found:	5593	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

NijiCraft Server – EN Fun Times

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around like headless chickens, creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From LazuLight’s epic pranks to Ethyria’s magical wizardry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro throwing the craziest raves and Vox Akuma summoning demons left and right. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMarionette controls puppets with her mind and ScarleYonaguni rides dragons into battle.

But that’s not all – XSOLEIL is where the sun never sets, thanks to D_Dropscythe’s never-ending energy and Ver_Vermillion’s fiery passion. And over at Krisis, VezaliusBandage is always causing drama, while Tyrant_Vanta plots world domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become part of the madness. Just remember to ignore the trolls and haters – they’re just jealous of our epic adventures!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and builds epic structures that would make even Notch jealous!

We’ve got LazuLight, where Elira and Finana are always up to shenanigans, and OBSYDIA, where Rosemi and Petra are brewing up potions crazier than a witch’s cauldron. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie, Enna, and Reimu are building a castle so grand, it puts the End to shame!

Luxiem is where Luca, Shu, Ike, and Vox are mining for diamonds deeper than the Nether, while Noctyx is where Sonny, Uki, Alban, and Fulgur are hunting Ender Dragons like it’s their day job.

ILUNA is where Maria, Aia, Aster, Scarle, and Ren are farming crops faster than you can say “bonemeal,” and XSOLEIL is where D, Meloco, Hex, Kotoka, and Ver are battling mobs like it’s a PvP tournament.

Krisis is where Vezalius, Tyrant, and YuQ are building redstone contraptions so complex, even Redstone Engineers are scratching their heads. And TTT is where Kunai, VBrightshield, and Claude are exploring caves deeper than the Void itself.

Denauth is where Ryoma, Klara, and Twisty are terraforming landscapes so breathtaking, even the Endermen are taking notes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine, build, and craft together like there’s no tomorrow!

NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1953

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with the Nijisanji EN crew!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her enchanting voice. Or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, only to have it mysteriously turn into a giant cake thanks to her magical powers.

But that’s not all – join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait’s epic battles against the Ender Dragon, while Enna Alouette and Reimu Endou create a pixel art masterpiece of epic proportions.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – where Maria Mari0nette will lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Apple, while Scarle Yonaguni and RenZott0 team up to take on the Wither in a battle for the ages.

With so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Votes:	8842	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Votes:	2577
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	704071
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2910

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Farms Harvested:	712	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3234
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	7781
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.