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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1739 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.