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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 644 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 924 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!