Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	9815
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchantments Applied:	57	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	222
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

Join the Discord and submit your application here.

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

abstract, abstract expressionism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Artistic, Colorful, colorful shapes, Contemporary, Creative, Detailed, digital art, digital painting, eye-catching, geometric, intricate design, intricate patterns, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Server, squeeb, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	197	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

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