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Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

3.5mm jack, audio accessories, audio cable, audio connection, Audio equipment, audio gear, audio interface, Audio recording, cable, connectivity, connoisseur, equipment compatibility, female-female jack cable, focusrite scarlett, microphone, microphone setup, Minecraft, music gear, music production, music technology, recording equipment, smp, sound engineering

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	3526
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	823	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ores Mined:	9819	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	7627
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Votes:	4576
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!