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NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6838	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Void Armor Forged:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!