NiclasBlocko’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ores Mined:	9692
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mines Excavated:	1941
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server

aita, Bonding, Boundaries, close friends, Communication, COMPLICATED, Connection, discomfort, Divorce, ExHubBFFs, family, friendship, long term, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, Siblings, Support, Tension, Understanding, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Towns Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any awkwardness!

Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?

Forget about real-life tension and dive into a virtual world where the only thing that matters is having fun. Our server is the perfect place to make new friends, embark on crazy adventures, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

Accomplishments.., Boundaries, college dropout, Communication, Daughters, Decision making, family, fast food job, financial struggles, high school, Honesty, judgment, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Role Model, single mother, SisNotRoleModel, sister, Support, VALUES

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	1242	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SalarySplurge, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Animals Bred:	120	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

Allure, aroma, attraction, attractive, BIZARRE, Curiosity, fascination, Intriguing, odd, odd scent, oddly, olfactory, peculiar, scent, Sensory, SmellCraft, strange, strange fascination, unique aroma, UNUSUAL, unusual attraction, weird smell

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1135	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1427	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	2138
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

Boosted, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, deaths, drop in mortality, Fun, health benefits, limited sunshine, low-sunlight locations, Risks, sun and cancer, sun and cardiovascular health, sun and disease, sun and health, sun and mortality, sun and wellbeing, sun exposure, sun exposure benefits, sun exposure risks, sunlight exposure, SunshineCraft, UV radiation, UV radiation effects

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!