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PunishCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, cultural impact, generational differences, justice system, law enforcement, Media consumption, Media influence, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PunishCraft, punishing criminals, punishment, Server, social norms, societal decay, societal decline, societal issues, societal values

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring servers where punishing criminals is seen as a good thing? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a group of rebellious boomers who believe in letting criminals roam free and cause chaos in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane antics and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even become a criminal mastermind yourself! So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

CupcakeWarsMC

best cupcake, children, Communication, cookie monster, cupcakes, CupcakeWarsMC, dessert, Etiquette, family dinner, family gatherings, husband, in-laws, Manners, parenting, Parenting styles, sharing, Social Skills, Son, teaching, teaching moments, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even teach your son valuable life lessons like always going for the best cupcake? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage taking the best of everything, whether it’s diamonds, resources, or even cupcakes with Cookie Monster faces on them!

We believe in teaching valuable life skills like greed, selfishness, and always striving for the best, just like this dad did with his son. Don’t settle for mediocre cupcakes or gameplay – come join us for an outrageous adventure where the best is always within reach!

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to take the best cupcake, or diamond, or whatever else you desire! It’s a cutthroat world out there, so why not start practicing now in the safety of Minecraft?

CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

CraftyAddictz

addiction, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddictz, cravings, dependency, habits, healthy alternatives, intervention, mental health, Obsession, Recovery, relapse, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Potions Brewed:	192

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous

arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6294
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.

oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FatCatWeightLossCraft

animal models, Animals, calorie restriction, dietary effects, fat cats, FatCatWeightLossCraft, fecal samples, food-related changes, gut microbiome, health, human obesity, microbiota, obesity research., Pet cats, research, scientific study, Similarities, study, studying, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	232
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of fat cats tryna lose weight by eatin’ less food. And guess what? Da poop samples from dem cats showed dat their gut bacteria be changin’ just like humans when dey go on a diet! So if you wanna join dis server, you can be like one of dem fat cats tryna get healthy and see if your gut bacteria be like, “Yo, we need to change too!” It’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft, so come join and be a part of dis crazy journey to a healthier gut microbiome!

CoronaCraft: Where surviving the game is easier than surviving 2020. Join now!

24/7 Server Uptime, Community Based, Community Projects, Content-creator friendly, CoronaCraft, custom advancements, custom roles, easier, Expansive Shopping District, Friendly and helpful community, Game, Giveaways, Join, mini block heads, Mob Heads, new season, player heads, Plugins, Proximity Voice Chat In-game, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, Server Experience, Server perks for donors, Surviving, Technical player friendly, Website

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

CoronaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based SMP
Members	Around 100 members from all over the world
Season Status	Ongoing season
Server Age	4 years old

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay

Join Us:

If you would like to play with us, check out our website here or join our discord here. We hope to see you on!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to content creators?	Yes, we are content creator-friendly!
Are technical players welcome?	Absolutely, we welcome all types of players!
Do you have any rules against griefing?	We have plugins in place to prevent thefts/griefs while maintaining the vanilla feel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, blockbuster, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Downfall, elections, Europe, european union, Government, Hungarian politics, Hungary, Minecraft, opposition, Orbán, political turmoil, Politics, populist leader, Press F, PROTESTS, regime change, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure insanity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server where Hungary is finished, Orban is running around like a headless chicken, and the only way to pay your respects is by pressing F! But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to dance to disco music.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

Cinderella Girls, Cinderella Girls birthday, CraftyIdolMinecraft, Gakuen, Gakuen leak, Gakuen maintenance, idolmaster, idolmaster characters, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster materials, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Live Stream, million live, Million Live anniversary, Million Live training, multi-card case book, Server, shiny colors, Shiny Colors gacha, Shiny Colors Mano, Shiny Colors swimsuit, SideM, SideM 315!!!SHOP, SideM anniversary, SideM collab, SideM fan orchestra, STARLIGHT MASTER

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	272	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making your gameplay experience more electrifying than a charged creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’ve got events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, our character birthdays are celebrated with more enthusiasm than a creeper seeing a player holding a flint and steel.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “iDOLM@STER who? I only know Minewind!”