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TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

4chan, anonymous posting, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Cuckette, forum, insults, internet culture, Irrelevant, meme, message board, Minecraft, Nice Try, offensive language, Online Community, online discussion, retard, Russo board, smp, TheCraftyCreeper, trolling, trolling culture

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

astounding incidents, bizarre occurrences, Craziest, crazy experiences, CrazyCrafted, extraordinary events, jaw-dropping stories, mind blowing moments, odd occurrences, outlandish situations, peculiar happenings, smp, strange incidents, surreal experiences, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable stories, unexpected events, unusual happenings, wacky situations, weird encounters, wild adventures, WILDEST, Wuts

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1233	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	2765
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	224	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9467
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	130
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	6619	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4767	Dimension Hops:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop

Ammo, ammo companies, ammunition industry, Crafty, firearm restrictions, Gun companies, gun control, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun industry, gun laws, gun lobby, gun manufacturers, gun ownership, gun regulations, gun retailers, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Guns, mass shootings, national debates, Shop

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

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