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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6225 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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