But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?
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Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead. -
Dawntrail Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever join!Join us for our post-rework PvP meetup where you can battle it out in the Wolve’s Den Ship while dressed as your favorite Final Fantasy character. Or how about joining our Spooky Club for a night of ghost stories dubbing in Lavender Beds?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Turbo Kid and Blue Ruin watch party in Empy? Or drive-in movie night featuring Gladiator (2000) extended cut in Mist?
And don’t miss out on our shared FATE meetup in Garlemald or our Male Meetup for all the nice guys and fall guys out there. Plus, join us for Twin Peaks Season 2 episodes 20-22 in Mist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
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Dawntrail Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be!Join us for our upcoming events, like our Spiderman marathon on Plot 1 of LB Ward 20 (we might even throw in Spiderman 2 and 3 if you’re lucky). Or how about our Spooky Club Ghost Stories Dub at Halicarnassus W25 P3? It’s so spooky, you’ll be hiding under your diamond armor!
But that’s not all, we’ve got movie nights, shared FATE meetups, and even a Male Meetup for all the nice guys and Fall Guys out there. And don’t miss our Twin Peaks watch party, where things get weirder than a pig riding a minecart.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a Creeper, that is).
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NiceGuysCraft: Where women love nice guys and creepers fear to tread! Join us for a gentler gaming experience!
Are you tired of being a nice guy and getting rejected by women in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, being a violent, dark triad, low inhibition sociopath is the key to success! Forget about building impressive structures or mining for rare resources, all you need to do is embrace your inner Chad and watch the ladies flock to you. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and plenty of pixelated action. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of being a bad boy? Join now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies! -
Nice Guys Finish Creeper
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!
Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!
Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.
So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!
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MacronCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.
and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?
plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.
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SinusCraft: Mouth Breathers Unite!
this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato. -
ToxicCraftLouisiana
yo yo yo come join dis server it’s like a wild ride through a crazy jungle of blocky madness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug before they blow you up.we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with golden apples and enchanted swords. our villagers are always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. and don’t even get me started on our nether portal, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through hell with a pit stop for marshmallows.
so if you wanna experience the most insane, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of your life, then join our server now. just watch out for the toxic gas, it’s a real killer…literally.
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CraftyVent Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all on your own? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special healing feature that will literally mend your broken heart. That’s right, just vent and talk to us, and we will do our best to heal you – both in-game and emotionally.But that’s not all! We also have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, allowing you to prance around the server in style. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes.
So come join us on this magical Minecraft server where love is in the air and unicorns roam free. We can’t wait to see you there, Anon!