nice cup of tea Minecraft Servers

nice cup of tea Minecraft Servers

  • BritCraft Minecraft Server

    BritCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8962
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

    DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3070
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Dimension Hops: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

    ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8557
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Ores Mined: 728 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

    our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

    join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • bowelbreakersMC

    bowelbreakersMC
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9671
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Emeralds Found: 8438 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

    minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4434
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 833289 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

    We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieZap Minecraft Server

    ZombieZap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9455
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Potions Brewed: 105 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

    But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

    Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VibeBites Minecraft Server

    VibeBites Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3489
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

    Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

    Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBabyBroZone

    NoBabyBroZone
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6736
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

    Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

    CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9594
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 5783
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

    MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5009
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Potions Brewed: 87 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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