CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	66
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5219
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	1183	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5260
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Emeralds Found:	8682	Crops Grown:	1004
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9543	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	6609	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	1136
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2630

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	648	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	66
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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