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The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	141	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, Clans, Donate, Donations, Economy, Events, free, GIF, Large Online, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, Minecraft, PvP, Russian, Server, sixmine, Telegram, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine

2.6mine.net:19132

Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	600	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6813	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	210921	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9980	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!