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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1960 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
Blooprint is a talented music producer and songwriter known for his catchy melodies and innovative production style. He has worked with numerous artists and has a 
