NFPARALYZED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Kiranico, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, release date trailer, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, weapon trailers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Potions Brewed:	65	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no tableware in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place to be! Join us for epic Monster Hunter adventures where you can hunt down monsters with your friends and gear up with the craziest armor sets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go with ease. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we even have old game emulation and multiplayer options for those Frontier fans out there.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. See you in the wilds, adventurer!

Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

CAR, car access, car hacking, car remote access, car safety, car security, car technology, cybersecurity, dark web, digital safety, digital security, exploit, HACKING, kia, Kia exploit, Kia hack, Kia vulnerability, Minecraft, online security, Open, remote access, Site, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Emeralds Found:	6290	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6793
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	7622
Animals Bred:	125	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	301304	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Towns Built:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy