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CoupCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Arrests, Conspiracy, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, internal threat, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Plot, political instability, regime change, security service, Server, thwarted, Treason, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, ukraine was just minding its own business, right? and then BAM! someone tries to pull off a coup! but don’t worry, the security service was all like “not today, buddy!” and shut that shizz down real quick. if you wanna be part of a server that’s as badass as ukraine’s security service, then join us! we’ll protect you from any coup attempts while you build epic castles and battle dragons. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

NaziCapGoneByeBye

anti-semitism, Candidate, CAP, controversy, current events, discrimination, election, Europe, extremism, far right, French politics, nationalism, nazi, NaziCapGoneByeBye, News, Political, racism, resignation, scandal, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LostInCraftyLand

Adventure, America, ancient civilizations, Colonization, Columbus, confusion, discovery, european exploration, Exploration, History, hopeless explorer, indigenous people, Journey, Lost, LostInCraftyLand, new world, pre-Columbian, realization, stranded, Uncharted Lands, unknown territory

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	298

Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9554	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	445329	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2549
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!