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Crafty Pals Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Crafty, Decision making, Dilemma, Discord, emotional connection, fembot, HEARTBREAK, Help, Honesty, long distance, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, PALS, Polyamory, r9k, relationship, Server, Tears

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4696
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartache? Come join our Minecraft server where you can have multiple relationships without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can have a boyfriend in one corner of the map and a secret online lover in another corner, all while living peacefully together in your virtual Minecraft home.

Join us and experience the thrill of juggling multiple relationships without any guilt or remorse. Who says you can’t have it all? On our server, anything is possible, even marrying multiple partners!

So why settle for one when you can have two (or more) on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

AMA, Animating till Dawn Edition, Crossover series, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin, Funkin Crew, Game Download, game play, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!

Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

don’t wanna go, dreading school, Haven, late for school, Minecraft, morning routine, morning rush, noob, oversleeping, school anxiety, school morning chaos, school morning dread, school morning hustle, school morning panic, school morning routine, school morning routine hacks, school morning routine tips, school morning struggles, school stress, school tardiness, Server, waking up late, waking up late for school

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	92	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP

Christmas spirit, Christmas wish, Dear, Dear Santa, domo arigato, festive season, gift giving, gift requests, holiday cheer, holiday season, jolly old man, kill, letter to Santa, macfags, Minecraft, naughty behavior, naughty list, nice list, north pole, santa, Santa Claus, seasonal greetings, smp, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance!

Based Trump’s Minecraft Server

America, Based, biden, Biden2020, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, cucked, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, leadership, liberal, MAGA, Minecraft, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump, Trump2020, Trumps, Voting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who have formed a rebellion against their featherless oppressors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)

FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

aggression, aggression towards women, Assertiveness, beat up, Beatdown, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confidence, Confrontation, DOMINANCE, EASILY, femanon, Fight, intimidation, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Physical, power, self defense, smp, strength, Victory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

ajelulla, Detoxification, Finnish sauna, health benefits, hot stone therapy, infrared sauna, mental clarity, Minecraft, nyymit, painos, Relaxation, sauna, sauna culture, sauna experience, self-care, Server, SizzleCraft, spa day, steam room, stress relief, sweat therapy, traditional sauna, wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us on nyymit ajelulla -painos for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that lay golden eggs. And if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

So what are you waiting for? Join nyymit ajelulla -painos today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a pair of dancing shoes!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Drama, Eicon search tool, emotional beats, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, Fluffy, Gang, group forums, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, roleplayers, site advertising, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, webchat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the true essence of creativity and roleplaying! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and of course, EXTRA BIG TITS!

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and create the most outrageous characters. From building epic structures to engaging in intense roleplay, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is as kink-filled and depraved as ours? We have more drama than a soap opera and more kinks than you can shake a stick at. So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose and explore your wildest desires, look no further!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

What are Minecraft servers like ImpendMC ?

Community, death, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Kit, Kit Server, LifeSteal, Meet, Minecraft, multiplayer, new people, ONLINE, Play, play with, PvP, Random Kit, Randomize, randomized, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ores Mined:	1608

Some similar Minecraft servers to ImpendMC include:

1. PvPWars – This server offers intense PvP battles and unique gameplay modes for players looking for a competitive experience.

2. TheArchon – Known for its variety of game modes and active community, TheArchon is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic Minecraft server experience.

3. Mineplex – With a focus on mini-games and competitive gameplay, Mineplex is a great option for players who enjoy a mix of PvP and PvE challenges.

4. Hypixel – As one of the largest Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes and activities for players of all skill levels.

5. CosmicPvP – For players interested in a PvP-centric experience, CosmicPvP offers intense battles and unique gameplay features to keep players engaged.

Whether you’re looking for intense PvP battles, mini-games, or a friendly community to join, there are plenty of Minecraft servers similar to ImpendMC that offer a range of experiences for players to enjoy.

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	3182
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	762485
Animals Bred:	92	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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