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ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	4008	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3015	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	946	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8910	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Farms Harvested:	732	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Votes:	2711	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!